Want 2 Be In A Real Band.

Not a "hypothetical band" or a "1-man band" or a "solo project" but a band that practices in garages/has a shitty drummer/records demos and sends them to major labels or Pete Wentz. If I was in a real band we would be called Wolf T-Shirt or Cassettettette, depending on our style. Wolf T-Shirt would be spazwave/post-thrash a la Sleigh Bells meets Pre-Madonnas. We would have a bassist who plays like DFA1979, a drummer, a synth/drum machine/programmer and a singer who sings through a megaphone & blows a whistle. Cassettettette would be pure chillwave/drone/sleepytime music with both male and female vocalists who play synths and drum machines/weird objects. Lots of looping. We play house shows in Pacificnorthwest cities & SXSW.

Feeling like I got ripped off in my teenaged years b/c none of my friends wanted to be in shitty bands.